This quirky cute keychain is as sassy as it is trendy. Featuring a cow with bandana on the front, the back says “not my pasture not my bullshit,” a fun and popular saying reminding us to stay in our own lanes and not invite problems into our lives that aren’t our responsibility.
The cow with bandana piece is roughly 3″ tall with white rainbow glitter (With a touch of green tint in direct light) and black spots. Both sides are sealed in resin for durability and longevity.
This cute cow keychain is a whole moooood. (haha, get it? I’m funny).
As with all our pieces, this keychain is fully customizable. Make the cow all brown, or brown spots instead of black, or go funky with some purple and green. Any colors you’d like. Change the text to a different saying or a name, or remove it altogether for the perfect custom gift to fit any personality.
This keychain comes with 3 hardware accessory options. Shown in the images is the braided wristlet. It’s not large enough to fit most wrists but it makes the perfect handle for easy carrying and it sure is pretty!
If you’d like to carry it around your wrist, go for the stretchy coil option, equally gorgeous and a bit more handy.
Or, for a classic look, stick with the standard key ring.
All options come complete with matching tassel and glitter cabochon charm for extra pop!
Wristlets and tassel colors are subject to availability at the time of order, but you may specify certain colors and I will do my best to grant your request.
For personalization, please fill out the request form during checkout, and keep an eye out for communications from firstname.lastname@example.org 🙂